OpenAI Asking for Tens of Billions in New Investment to "Fund Its Money-Losing business Operations"

After getting epically roasted by an upstart competitor, OpenAI is seemingly refusing to reevaluate its approach, asking investors to close their eyes and give them another $40 billion anyway, pretty…

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If You Think Anyone in the AI Industry Has Any Idea What They're Doing, It Appears That DeepSeek Just Accidentally Leaked Its Users' Chats

Deep Trouble DeepSeek has already changed the AI game in the days since announcing its latest powerful and cheaply-trained open-source model — but that doesn't mean the developers at the…

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AI Companies Tremble as They Realize It's Easy for Competitors to Steal Their Super-Expensive Work for Pennies on the Dollar

The meteoric rise of Chinese startup DeepSeek has rattled Silicon Valley to its core. The company demonstrated that it's possible to create top-tier AI at a tiny fraction of the…

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OpenAI Hit With Wave of Mockery for Crying That Someone Stole Its Work Without Permission to Build a Competing Product

ChatGPT maker OpenAI has become the subject of widespread mockery online after whining that buzzy Chinese AI startup DeepSeek stole its intellectual property — despite indiscriminately ripping off other people's…

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Immortality-Obsessed Tech Guy Trying New Technique That Involves Removing "All Blood From Body"

Entrepreneur Bryan Johnson is no longer sustaining his monomaniacal quest for immortality by exsanguinating his own progeny to stave off certain doom. The vampiric figure — who, had he existed in…

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Elon Puts Kid Who Just Graduated From High School in Charge of Disemboweling the US Government

America's oligarch-in-chief Elon Musk is extending his tendrils beyond the half-baked Department of Government Efficiency and into the Office of Personnel Management, which is essentially the HR body for federal agencies.…

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Country Says "Hmmm" as Elon Musk Teams Up With Boeing to Create Amazingly Safe New Air Force One

Air Force None After leaving the federal government's operations in shambles and causing major confusion over healthcare funding, SpaceX CEO and White House advisor Elon Musk has a new priority:…

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