Failed Experiment Apple has temporarily halted its disastrous "Apple Intelligence" feature which consistently bungled its one task of summarizing breaking news alerts. An upcoming iOS 18.3 update will disable the…
Content warning: this story discusses sexual abuse, self-harm, suicide, eating disorders and other disturbing topics. Character.AI — the Google-backed AI chatbot company currently facing two separate lawsuits concerning the welfare…
Friend to Foe During the early days of the COVID pandemic, Elon Musk lost a bet to a longtime friend — and apparently took the loss incredibly poorly, in what…
SpaceX's Starship has exploded into countless pieces of space junk as it reentered the atmosphere over the Caribbean. The company's seventh test flight has ended in what could turn out…
Distract, Divert, Defund Congress is none too pleased after SpaceX CEO and unelected official Elon Musk declared that the "Moon is a distraction" and that NASA should instead be going…
The Washington Post's CEO and publisher Will Lewis is seemingly making good on his promise of turning the newspaper into an AI slop fest. Following a series of scandals and losing…
Cuck Queen Look, we're not here to yuck anybody's yum. But as the New York Times reports, a 28-year-old woman configured ChatGPT to act as an AI-powered boyfriend, dubbed Leo.…
Professional manchild and Tesla billionaire Elon Musk is deeply unhappy that he's been caught faking clout — and now he's throwing a tantrum, taking away the toys of other tykes…
UnitedHealthcare's drug dealing arm is, according to the government, massively marking up the cost of life-saving medications. In a new report, the Federal Trade Commission is charging OptumRx, UHC's pharmacy…
God's Country A "leaked photo of heaven" has been going mega viral on social media this week. The purported photo shows a half-baked and architecturally unsound city, seemingly carved into…
Phone Eats First As Westerners flock to RedNote ahead of a looming "TikTok ban," a large-scale Sino-American cultural exchange is off to the races — and taking some interesting turns. One…
Truth Crime Tough-on-crime crusader Elon Musk claims that there was an axe murderer on the loose in the city of San Francisco who tried to kill several of his employees,…
Mixed Success After many delays and scrubs, Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin successfully launched its New Glenn rocket into orbit early Thursday morning during its first launch attempt. The company's rocket,…
Off Track You'd hope that your super-duper advanced self-driving tech that you're trusting your life with knows what it's looking at on the road. But that's apparently asking a lot…
Pretend Politics The CEO of Epic Games, the maker of Fortnite, is sounding off on his fellow tech executives for falling in line behind Donald Trump. "After years of pretending…
Apple has come under intense scrutiny for rolling out an underbaked AI-powered feature that summarizes breaking news — while often butchering it beyond recognition. For over a month, roughly as…
Some folks go to Hooters for the wings, or buy Playboy for the articles. Others, like sitting Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito, would like to browse Pornhub for its enlightening essays.…
Hoax on You In response to the rising tide of social media-spread misinformation in the 2010s, the social media behemoth Meta-formerly-Facebook built machine learning systems that proactively identified and limited…
Slop Goes the Weasel Reddit is poised to be overrun with infinite AI-powered marketing campaigns, if one enterprising tech startup has anything to say about it. And unfortunately for us, it…
"Drown me just as deep as you please, Br'er Fox," said Br'er Rabbit in a particularly racist Disney film, "but for Lord's sake don't fling me in that briar patch."…